| What is my age: | 43 | |
| What is my ethnicity: | I was born in India | |
| What is my figure type: | My body type is overweight |
[tomt][gif] popular gif of woman in blue doing a spit-take; laughing while drinking. what is it from?
Hell no. Stage 1: The Haze What to drink: Pedialyte. Can we get a final refill?
This is also the stage where you get a to-go cup and swap your iced tea out for your final bottomless drink refill. Boozy Brunch. Did we lose count? A gift from above.
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By the grace of God you and your squad managed to get a table outside on the patio. Get the latest in beer, wine, and cocktail culture sent straight to your inbox. You swear your super cute server is your guardian angel bringing you an iced tea. To answer your questions, no, your server does not appreciate you flirting with them and no, they will not be a part of your group selfie.
The noise of the cars driving past your apartment is booming.
What to drink: Coffee booze optional. The sun is so bright.
No matter where you brunch, there are still the similar stages we all experience while getting a little too tipsy on mimosas. Let the post-purchase depression sink in as you savor your tear-soaked mimosa.
This activity, no, this art is a Sunday ritual for many across the nation. Stop by a Starbucks on the way and get an iced coffee to turn you into a normal human. In fact, the buzz should probably pack up its things and GTFO because you and the squad are starting to make a scene on the porch of this nice establishment.
That sounds like a challenge if you ask me.
What to drink: Bloody Mary. Waiting for a table presents the best time to snatch a cocktail from the bar and listen to the people at the other tables reflecting on the nonsense that went down last night.
The food may be gone, but the buzz is here to stay. Seriously, your wallet is slaughtered after a brunch in which you managed to buy some eggs and enough liquor to knock out a horse.
Perfect lighting for your Instagram pics. The guardian angel server is back, but this time they brought the holy grail.
Bottomless mimosas? It was all fun and games until your wallet gets hurt. What to drink: Pedialyte.
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Eggs Benedict, bacon, waffles, more bacon… sorry we got lost. Bonus points if you spike it with some amaretto. Lots of it.
Take this opportunity to kickstart your drinking while balancing hydration. Nobody should be expected to function after drinking non-stop for nearly four hours. Don't miss a drop!
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Reap the rewards of your efforts. Plus you get ultimate bragging rights among your group of friends. Enjoy the best meal of the day and take this opportunity to fill your stomach with something other than alcohol.
