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A doctor once asked me "How often do you milk yourself" referring to masturbation and I don't think I've ever recovered. Bob Vulfov bobvulfov.
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Me: I used to have to jerk off to catalogues. Spanky McDutcherson thatdutchperson.
Ham on Wry realHamOnWry. Of course I use tissues when I masturbate, how else would you deal with all the crying.
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Ristolable Ristolable. Millennial: Ugh everything sucks. If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one. I see everybody came today.
Hard to believe that men had to use one of these to masturbate back in the old days. That's disappointing. If pets could speak, the only thing my cat would talk about is how much I masturbate.
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You have a disease and the only cure is frequent, aggressive masturbation from the age of ME: Mom I'm gonna make it.