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The next little thought to pop into this little blond head natural, BTW is "Hmmm, how am I going to get these back on without standing up, and revealing even more unwanted views? I have never seen anything so efficient in my life I sheepishly the group waiting in line for another turn, laughing my fool head off because what else are you going to do at that point!
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In the short time I watched, I saw a top and a bottom go missing, as well as an earring. For more on Ocean Cruising, click on Ocean Cruising on the right sidebar or see our Ships Tours in the drop down menu at the top. The staff do a nice job of riding along beside you, and helping coach you through the moves, which is to jump into the wave, boogie board for a while and then try to rise up onto your knees.
Our small group consisted of a young woman, 3 men whose lovely ladies took one look and said " yeah, right, you can take a lesson on that thing, I'll be at the pool", wise, wise women!
And I can report that it also tore the pedicure right off my toes. One who parted with my suit on the Flow Rider, and the only consolation is that I was in a small private lesson, very early in the morning, so I only ruined the appetites of 4 or 5 people My husband is not talkingand to my everlasting good luck, there was no one in the "stands" to record my shame for Youtube. The crew members Andy and a fellow from Brazil whose name escapes me sorta like my suit bottom!
Not even a one piece suit will save you, as we saw one woman have a one sided wardrobe malfunction. But No After all my extensive research, I thought I would be safe with a surf bikini with an adjustable tie at the hip and a surf shirt over the sporty top.
Andy was working with me in the wave when I suddenly felt my bottoms heading south. Luckily, the terrific staff at RCI is trained for these just these sort of emergencies and immediately went into full defcon "bottom retrieval and replacement" mode. Once you've mastered that they encourage you to try some tricks, like "superman" where you toss the board forward and then catch it, or a barrel roll. Now, when Flowrider bikini fail comes to nudity, scientists have studied this issue and they have learned that there is a logarithmic decrease in interest in seeing a persons unclothed tush with the passing of each decade.
I reacted quickly and dingtoed my feet, so they caught on my feet rather shooting all the up the wave to the bailout area, where I knew I would have the double shame of having to search for them. While contemplating what my next possible move could be Andy suggested I go for the kneel up on the board maneuver. Scientists also note that at this point, even YOU will not be interested in seeing your own tushie, assuming of course you can see at all!
At which his face took on a look of terror and he screamed back " bail out!!! So here is the story of how I came to be one of "those" people.
So while all 6 or 7 billion of the earth's inhabitants think seeing a baby's tush is adorable, and a 20 year old's enjoyable, as you add decades, any interest wanes markedly until if you are very lucky when you hit your 70's, that there is just one single person left on the planet who is still interested in seeing Flowrider bikini fail tushie! We got up and headed right to the sports deck in the morning. SO now the wave has blown me back to the top at the bailout area, even closer to the mortified group, and the adorable Brazilian whose name still escapes me.
Well, I do think of myself as being in pretty good condition for an old broad, but unfortunately, according to the research which, I should note, I made up entirely! At this moment I decided I had better fess up, so over the rush of the water it's really loudI yell to Andy "I can't, I've lost my bottoms" yeah, covering myself in glory here!
I think these are encouraged largely just to get you to wipe out so the next person can have their turn, but that's just speculation on my part! It took me a second to register that I was still on this board, separated from my suit and giving the rest of the crowd and eyeful of awful! This Fort Lauderdale home features it's own private Flowrider, which might be the safest way to enjoy dramatic pause The Flowrider! Very sporty, very secure for real surfing, in a real ocean with real waves.
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Luckily for me, I am not the only one with a wardrobe malfunction this morning, just the first, so we all decide, "what happens on the Flowrider, stays on the Flowrider"! Only my DH and I were complete newbies. And being a good student and wanting to spare him any more horror, I did immediately.
If you have done any reading at all about Royal Caribbean Oasis class ships you know that the ships have two Flowrider Surf Simulators on baord, and that most reviewers Flowrider bikini fail tales of how these powerful wave machines tear the clothing off of women like a sailor on leave.
But did that stop me, even though it's been reported far and wide that people and their suits are parted on the Flow Rider? A few minutes later we are all boarding along, all having a great time, pretending that none of knows more than we should about one another and lose nothing more than toenail polish for the rest of the day!
Post By K. Klofft Photos By J. Given that there were only unreliable witnesses it was early, and I'm sure they were partying the night before!