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Roger the ripped kangaroo passes away aged 12
Fiona the hippo is an adorable young pachyderm who cemented her charm with a formidable appetite and sassy expressions. Yes, Roger was Instagram-bait at any angle. He did what came naturally — not for the likes, not for money and not for notoriety.

We'll miss the jacked marsupial — even if he did promote unrealistic body standards. Certainly not.
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This, again, was in curious contrast to how we normally interact with animal personae on social media — empathizing with their lazinessgluttony or surly attitude. Moths, although kinda gross and scary, won us over with their self-destructive addiction to lamplight.

The clucking noise he is making is telling me to get away from his lady kangaroos. Let us avoid the narrative that he mostly spent his days preening and flexing.

RIP to Roger the overly ripped Kangaroo. Instead, Roger presented a muscular ideal unattainable to anyone saddled with a human anatomy, although tantalizingly humanlike in its form. For licensing or usage please contact [ protected].

Killed after challenging the Big Cow to a fight. We, his fans, should assume percent of the blame for reducing him to a brawny pinup, the calendar-worthy hot firefighter of the animal kingdom.
Rip, roger the kangaroo, the impossible masculine ideal
Even if he did, we can appreciate his hard work in promoting the cause of his home, the Kangaroo Sanctuary, and acknowledge that most mortal men will never achieve his level of body fat, keto diet or not. He apparently loved a stuffed bunny that he only sometimes tried to kickbox.
It's a sad day for Australia… One of our greatest icons, Roger the ripped kickboxing kangaroo, has passed away.

But the focus on his sculptural presence erases other great things about him — like how he rubbed the red stuff around his neck onto trees to mark his territory. And Roger got his first taste of fame in thanks to a photo of him crushing a metal bucket with his bare paws.
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Sleep easy, jacked prince, and may we betas one day escape your shadow. To claim that Roger was without this tough-guy bravado would be to whitewash his legacy, but does that mean we have to celebrate his eagerness to spar with any opponent?

True Crime Black Like Me? More Stories from MEL. View this post on Instagram. That, I believe, was the real Roger. And the blobfish perfectly embodies how we feel on Mondays — or when we open the front-facing camera. And the red on his neck is a scent that males rub onto trees etc to mark their territory.